With reference to my last but one blog: on second thoughts, I was not sure whether molestation is actually a word, so I just looked it up! (This is symptomatic of my sometimes precarious relationship with the English language; I do tend to make words up.This is not acceptable, despite what your supervisor may tell you.)
But just to clarify: I do not have little fury animals living under my lawn. And to my knowledge, if I did, they are not particular where they dig their holes anyway.
Molestation: forcing undesired sexual behaviour by one person upon another.
Lawn update: after applying feed and weed lawn is looking healthy. However, vigorous raking has left it looking a bit patchy. It says on the box that the grass will grow back; nevertheless, I am contemplating putting some grass seed down. I did this last year, but it couldn't have been very good quality as lots of dandelions sprouted. I've seen some grass seed at the Garden Centre where every seed is wrapped in its own little moisture pocket, which apparently guarantees good grass growth. It's pretty expensive though. #sidequestforaperfect lawn
In other news: I see they're doing another Watership Down animation remake. I remember reading this book years ago. It's fantastically traumatic!
To cut a long story short: