Firstly, what I want to know is: 'What are the chances of anything coming from MARS, Sir?' (it's a generic 'Sir')
Secondly, erm...so...I'm going on a bender - bought a packet of fags and a bottle of bourbon. I'm a writer, now. It's what we do. (well, it'll do for starters) (hey, not really. I don't smoke...yet. It's called fiction)
Thirdly, I think it would be beneficial for me to get a pseudonym.That way I can say what I like without any comeback.
I thought: 'Bob Smith.'
I have some other names in mind, but they're just too plain silly to mention. Besides, there wouldn't be much point in my having an alias if I told people what it was, would there.
To cut a long story short: